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Warning: Chronic illness strikes women between 35 and 45

New social research reveals that women between the ages of 35 and 45, who grew up in the 1980s, may suffer from a medical condition now known as “Seaver Fever.” Cases can be mild or severe. Symptoms may include a teenage crush on Mike or Ben Seaver, a continuing love for mullet hairstyles, parachute pants, and/or music by Prince, Culture Club, or Flock of Seagulls.

For two decades there has been no cure … until now. See the video below to get the “Seaver Fever Reliever.”